In which your valiant yet idiotic writer once again attempts to predict the final records of every single team and then explains his reasoning in 123 characters or less. In case you don’t know the deal: Each year, I do this little math game where I use the SUM function…

In which your valiant yet idiotic writer once again attempts to predict the final records of every single team and then explains his reasoning in 123 characters or less. — Another year, another failed experiment. Each year, I do this little math game where I use the SUM function in a spreadsheet to map out how the 1230 total wins in an NBA season will be distributed between the 30 teams. It’s really in an effort to see if the…

In which your valiant writer once again attempts to predict the final records of every single team and then explains his reasoning in 108 characters or less. — So this probably isn’t gonna work. Each year, I do this little math game where I use the SUM function in a spreadsheet to map out how the 1230 total wins in an NBA season will be distributed between the 30 teams. It’s really in an effort to see if…

In which your valiant writer once again attempts to predict the final records of every single team and then explains his reasoning in 123.0 characters or less. — Here we go again. Each year, I do this little math game where I use the SUM function in a spreadsheet to map out how the 1230 total wins in an NBA season will be distributed between the 30 teams. It’s really in an effort to see if the Knicks…

Season Three: Tuesday, April 2, 2019: Warriors 116, Nuggets 102 — The Warriors showed the upstart Nuggets what the next level looks like, and the young guys aren’t ready for it. Tonight’s game was fulfilling for me. For the first time in many months, maybe even close to a year, the Warriors played like they cared. And because of that, they…

I saw 8 out of the 9 Best Picture Nominees. Here’s where I stand with them. — First, a disclaimer: I have two kids in elementary school. I coach two basketball teams, including a volunteer gig as an assistant for a high school varsity team, which means I’ve watched more tape of games featuring San Marin, Drake and Redwood High Schools than I did of actual movies…

Season Three: Friday, November 23, 2018: Warriors 125, Blazers 97 Look, this whole Damian Jones thing isn’t working. Do we have to still endure it until Boogie comes back? (Boogie, we need you. Hurry up). I completely understand the rationale. We have Boogie on the shelf until the New Year…

Season Three: Tuesday, October 16, 2018: Warriors 108, Thunder 100 — On a night when the Warriors grabbed their rings, it was their understudies that stood tall. It takes a superhuman effort to win a championship. Of course, it helps that the Warriors have four super humans on their team. …

In which your valiant writer once again attempts to predict the final records of every single team and then explains his reasoning in 123.0 characters or less. — Here we go again. Each year, I do this little math game where I use the SUM function in a spreadsheet to map out how the 1230 total wins in an NBA season will be distributed between the 30 teams. It’s really in an effort to see if the Knicks…